26 fevereiro 2009

Americanos = Estúpidos? Hum...

Aqui está a prova de que os Americanos precisam rapidamente de uma mudança. Não confiai nos Obamas deste mundo, pois o rebanho que apascentam salta de bom grado para a boca do lobo.


É grandito, é. Esperem um pouco pelo load acabar. É no mínimo esclarecedor.

Quem quer saborear a sopa?

Eu não sou fã de sopa, mas desta eu gosto.
Apresento-vos 'the Soup'

Oprah's va-jay-jay


Women Are Stupid and Horny and Like to Eat Cake


High School Musical 3 & 4


The Real World's Guide to Girls


procurem por mais videos no youtube e divirtam-se!

26 janeiro 2009

Alguns episódios dos "Contemporãneos"





Zé Castelo Branco no seu melhor (por alguns considerado pior...)




WoW Item Creator

Não sei quantos de vos jogais WoW, mas eu, na condição de jogador, de WoW, queria mostrar aqui uma forma de criardes todos aqueles items que vós gostaríeis de possuír mas que, infelizmente, não existem.

LINK!

Aqui estão algumas da minhas criações:

MINHAS CRIAÇÕES! CLICA JÁ!!!

Muito engrandecido pelo vosso tempo.

21 janeiro 2009

Boxxy

Aqui temos a pessoa mais stranha de sempre no YouTube. Ela alega não estar sob o efeito de drogas, mas tomemos a liberdade de achar que sim, k?


BOXXY LUVS 4NT!!!!!



De realçar a pate em que a fantástica frase "He has a girlfriend... he also has a penis." e dita.


FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY



BOXXY FOAR 4DD1@!!!!1!!



Espero que gostem.

Para ser honesto é me bastante indiferente que gostem ou não.

Boas =D

29 outubro 2008

Katy Perry, senhoras e senhores!

Ur so gay

E a letra:
[Verse 1]
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

[CHORUS]
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

[Verse 2]
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than...

[CHORUS]
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

[BRIDGE]
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

[CHORUS]
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... PENIS

I kissed a girl


Letra:
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

O mamute pequenino

21 outubro 2008

Equilibrismo Musical

Eu e a Filipa temos que começar a tocar violino com o arco mais direito...

16 outubro 2008

Adão e Eva - tempos modernos

Uns vídeos estúpidos que encontrei no YouTube...
Isto é o que se faz quando não se quer estudar geometria descritiva. Não aprendam com o meu exemplo....





EDITADO por QFred: Haviam problemas na formatação do post. Espero que funcemine correctamente.

crazy cats